The concrete path

Ever since moving into my house there have been a few projects that have always been on my 'someday' list.  Someday I'll build a dumbwaiter from the kitchen to the downstairs family room.  Someday I'll remodel the downstairs bathroom to have a huge walk-in shower.  Someday I'll convert Liam's room and the big nursury below him into one giant cavernous room with lofts and bridges and tree house style bunks.

Someday.

Well, this summer I did one of those someday projects.  Yes, it was not as ambitious as a few of my pet projects, but I felt it was definitely doable.

All around my house is either concrete or wooden deck except on the south side where there is nothing but some red brick stepping stones and a bunch of beauty bark or rocks.  This made it impossible to walk all the way around the house in socks or bare feet without stepping on small round river rock which is more painful than you'd think, or carefully stepping on red brick stones without touching the beauty bark, lest ye get splinters.

So, after some pondering on what I want to see on the side of my house, I got to work.  I find it's best to just start ripping stuff up so that I am forced to deal with the mess.  So I moved the garbage and yardwaste bin and started shoveling beauty bark into my wheel barrow and spreading it elsewhere in my yard.

Alien infestation?

I discovered that the previous owner had put landscape fabric down over the top of some nice crushed rock. This would make things easier I thought, since my plan is to lay some concrete down as a walkway. Now I have some nice 'native' crushed rock as a base.  I also discovered an evil tentacled creature residing under the landscape fabric...

I removed about a dozen or so wheel barrow loads of beauty bark and re-purposed it in several well deserving areas of the yard, which was an added benefit to my project, as now my yard looked better too!

I wasn't sure at the beginning what this would end up looking like, but I kept on digging and as I finished the first section I figured what they heck, and expanded into the second half of the area.  May as well do the whole job all at once!

It was a lot of work moving all the beauty bark and then moving all the little round river rock out of the way, but once it was gone I was able to see more clearly what I wanted to do.  I picked up some ceder bender board from Lowe's and made some stakes to form it around the area where I would pour concrete.  It was really starting to take shape and I could see what the end product would probably look like now.

High fashion yard work

 The plan is to have a flat surface for the garbage cans and recycle bin, while also having enough room to walk past them and roll them out.  Then the pathway would continue on down toward the back yard.  Straight paths are for suckers though, so I had it curve away from the house before going back in toward it. It ended up with a nice little patio at the back of the house, a curved walkway up connecting to a nice long patio up at the front of the house.  Even Gennie started to get excited about the project once she could see what I was trying to describe. She even helped sweep out the form area, though she didn't stop to put her Gucci bag down first...

Fence posts, Comcast, downspouts
Oh my!

There were of course some glitches to the plan.  For example, there is a downspout right by the garage that empties into a buried 4" corrugated pipe that leads off to somewhere off the property.  This became a nuisance because I ended up digging it up for about 10 feet in order to re-position it around the fence posts that I wanted to put in to hold the gate I intend to build.  It was also completely full of roofing sand from run-off.  I put my hose on full blast and snaked it about twenty feet into the pipe to run that on down the line.  I'm sure I probably just made the problem worse, but I let it run for 10 minutes or so, so if it is worse, at least it should be somewhere where I can't fix it now.

Next to the post and downspout is also where the Comcast cable comes up to the house.  It was just buried a foot down or so and came up at only a slight angle, making it a rather annoying fixture to deal with.  My neighbor suggested I bend the pipe it was in, which was just plastic.  He offered a heat gun, and with that I was able to make the pipe flexible enough to bend it so that it was pointing more or less straight up.

I measured off the whole area to get an idea of how many yards of concrete to order.  Using AutoCAD I was able to figure out that I had 265 square feet of patio and walkway, and thus needed about 3.5 yards of concrete.  Yikes!  Suddenly I was feeling I may have a problem.  Indeed at first I thought I'd be able to simply mix the concrete from bags, using Gigi's concrete mixer.  A quick calculation shows that I would need to mix 150 something 80 pound bags of concrete!  YIKES!!  Yes, it would be cheaper to mix my own, but something told me that I'd never be able to mix it all before it started to get hard, let alone make it look smooth.  I think that was common sense kicking in.

So instead, I ordered a concrete truck to come out and deliver 3.5 yards of concrete.  It's only $100 a yard plus a $150 delivery fee, so I'm thinking I can get this whole thing layed for about $500 bucks.

Common sense kicks in again.  I'd have to wheelbarrow 3.5 yards of concrete 30 to 60 feet.  They only stay for about a half hour before they start charging you over time.  Hmmm... additional $75 per half hour... I figure it would take me 2 hours to wheelbarrow that much concrete, given that I'd be really exhausted after the first 20 minutes.

So instead, I ordered up not just a concrete truck, but also a concrete pump truck!  Yay!  Only $350 more!  Ok, not so Yay!  My cost has now gone from a few hundred bucks to over $900!  YUCK!  It's too late to stop now though, I'm committed.

Bestway Concrete truck

Gennie lays the hose out

The concrete man pours the
concrete for us!  Thank you!

Troweling a nice
smooth surface

Now comes the hard part... letting it dry without walking on it too much.  After putting a broom finish on it for traction, we stay off of it for three days and more, even up to a week before rolling the garbage cans back onto it.

The good news is, it looks great now!  I can walk all the way around the house and not worry too much about splinters and slivers with bare feet.  I have since built the gate so that not only are the garbage cans well out of sight, but also little Eric and Henry can't escape from the backyard via the garage side.  I'll have to deal with the other side of the house to fully enclose the backyard though.

The bad news is, even though I accounted for sloping away from the house, not enough concrete was poured near the garage so the slab is nearly perfectly level... which is not desirable.  It was supposed to slope away, so now I get standing water right between the two fence posts.  DOH!

I also had to add a little side drain area down by the deck end of the patio to accommodate water runoff.  When the water didn't have anywhere to go, it wasn't draining off the patio fast enough and pooling.  I added this little run-off channel and now the water moves off the patio pretty freely.  Note the little drain at the end, it actually just drains into that which leads to a pipe that drains far enough under the deck that the water flows away from the house.

All in all I'm pleased with the out come.  It cost a lot more than I anticipated, but for the size of the project, and how it turned out, I'm still quite happy with the results and am in way cheaper than if I'd have hired the whole project done.

Concrete poured 7/8/2014

Brought to you by the Amos School of Construction.

Craigslist - Is this my cry for help?

I've been on Craigslist a lot.  I mean like every day a lot.  Sometimes in the morning before I go to work, sometimes on my lunch break, a lot of times when I get home at night. Craigslist is my new vice.

It started out simple enough, I was looking to sell an old dryer that came with the house.  A couple of pictures, a quick posting on the appliance section and within two hours I'd sold the dryer for $100.  Sweet! Later I would go on to sell a set of windows and a kitchen stove for my parents, and also post a couple different garage sales.

While waiting for calls, I poked around Craigslist sections looking at other stuff, like the free section.  My eyebrow went up as I saw some of the stuff that people were just trying to get rid of.  Desks, cupboards, vanities, 2x4's, u-haul fire wood.  Pretty much anything that they didn't want to haul off to the dump or the goodwill or hold a garage sale for was up for grabs.  This got me thinking about the old junk that I had laying around the house that I didn't want to deal with, such as a big horking 80 gallon hot water heater, a heavy as hell cast iron kitchen sink, or a huge aluminum TV antenna that was strapped to my chimney when I bought the house.  Turns out people flock from miles around in their pickup trucks for the opportunity to take your old scrap metal away for free.  I only later figured out they were making big bucks recycling that metal.  My sink alone must have weighed 250 lbs.  At scrap pricing that could have been a good chunk of change!

I bought a few things too.  One time I got two computer desks, one for each kids room.  I also got a nice Sauder fold up computer desk for Gennie, which looks like a free standing closet, but then when you open up the doors it turns into this big workstation with file cabinets, shelves, peg boards and a computer.

Recently I got a Kobalt sliding compound miter saw from my wife for Christmas.  It really was a nice gift and a good saw.  The problem was, I show at Lowe's all the time and I knew what she paid for it.  I also knew how much use I was going to get from it because it's a somewhat limited type of saw.  My table saw can do an awful lot of things for me that a compound miter saw can't.  The miter saw is really only good for a couple of things, chopping long boards and cutting precise angles.  These two things gave me a lot of heartburn because I really didn't want an overpriced saw that I wasn't going to use a lot.  It was super nice of my wife to buy it for me, but it just wasn't what I wanted.  I eventually worked up the courage to ask her if I could return it.

The act of returning the saw caused an unexpected chain reaction that has caused me to wonder if I need to admit that I have a problem.

During the build up to returning the saw, I did a lot of Craigslisting looking for miter saws that people were selling.  Turns out there are a lot of people cleaning out their old tools around Christmas time when they get new ones to replace the old.  Craftsman, DeWalt, Delta, Porter Cable, all the major brands, available in various conditions from barely used to looks like crap and doesn't run.  The thing is, the pricing was all over the place!  A barely used Craftsman could go for $50 bucks while a doesn't run Porter Cable could be $100.  Don't argue quality with me on this one because "doesn't run BMW" is worth less than "runs great Honda" in my book any day.

In returning the saw, Gennie told me, "I got you the saw because I want you to have tools that you use and will make you happy."  Well... that in my mind turned into, "I give you permission to buy all the tools you possibly can to have a workshop full of every tool you'll ever need so long as you use the money that you get back from returning the saw."    YAY!

From that moment I have been on Craigslist looking for everything I could find that fit the bill for my new workshop.  I have $200 bucks to spend.

I already owned a table saw, one I've had for many years and I know how to compensate for it's complete and utter inaccurate cutting fence to get mostly accurate cuts.  I also own a belt sander, circular saw, saws-all, a crappy jig saw, a broken 10" miter chop saw that was rusted stuck and a toolbox full of misc tools, including a very nice craftsman socket set my parents got me as a high school graduation present.

My wish list includes:  Router w/ table.  Miter / chop saw.  Drill press.  Vise.  New jig saw. Table top scroll saw.  Band saw.  Jointer, 6" preferred.  Thickness planer.  Bench mounted grinder.  Mounted sander. Air compressor. Brad nailer. Spray paint gun to go with air compressor to make painting easier.

I set out on Craigslist looking for my Router.  They run about average of $130 in stores for a fairly good model at Lowe's.  I want to get something for $50.  I figure I can build my own router table if I can't get one cheap.  After three days of looking, I stumble across an ad for tools for sale, must sell quick due to move. Router, $10.  I'm on the phone within 20 minutes of that Ad posting and get an appointment to go pick up the router the following morning.  Also I express interest in their $15 jig saw, $10 halogen work light, $10 palm sander and $10 half ton cable manual cable hoist because it seemed like a good deal, though I have no idea what I'm going to do with it.  Grand total: $55 and two things marked off my list with three extra things that I didn't know I needed.

"Shane"

The next ad that I responded to was for a $40 drill press.  This one seemed like a good deal and indeed it does work well.  It still have no idea what brand the press is as I can't find a label anywhere on it.  So it is simply called "Shane", because that's what the former owner had engraved on it.  Grand total: $40

I almost went off the deep end when I found a 12" sliding compound miter saw from DeWalt for sale for $250, complete with two new Diablo blades and a stand.  I even had an appointment to go up to Marysville and pick it up, and also went to the bank and withdrew the money to get it.  Fortunately my frugal (cheap) nature got the better of me, along with the look I got from Gennie when I told her what I was going to do, and I canceled on the guy. That saved me $250 and a blown budget.

The compound miter saw debacle reminded me that I'm not in the market for hot rod tools for nearly full price.  So I responded to another ad for a $50 Delta chop saw.  This person was a flake. Why post something if you are out of town and not available for five days?  Why keep scheduling for the next day when you probably won't be available?  His flakyness cost him the sale (with me any way).

It may be dirty and
inaccurate, but at least
the blade is dull.

Instead, while I was waiting for him to set a time, I took another look at my old broken down chop saw that I got for $5 at a garage sale six months earlier.  The motor worked fine but the blade was a rusty hunk of crap.  Also, even though it was supposed to be able to miter, it was rusted in place so it wouldn't rotate.  I took all the screws out of the base and tried to detach it.  I even banged it with a hammer a few times left and right (which turned out to be a mistake) and eventually figured out that there was a corroded shim screwed in on the underside which I was able to get loose with liberal application of WD-40.  When that came loose the whole assembly dropped out the bottom of the stand.  I sprayed it all with some solvent type cleaner to clean up all the corrosion and rust and even took some fine grit sandpaper to the edges to get it to rotate again.

After an hour or two of cleaning, I put it all back together.  It pivoted well to the right, but only went about 10 degrees to the left before it pinched and got jammed.  I noticed that it wasn't exactly flush and realized that my previous hammering had dimpled it a little.  I tried to force it...with the hammer... and ended up breaking the handle off.  Great.  So I took it apart again and inspected the dimple.  I was able to bang that back into place and it now turns perfectly about 50 degrees left and 50 degrees right.  But the broken handle was going to ruin the whole thing because It wasn't a replaceable part.  The whole cast iron housing had sheared off.

The whole housing
broke right off

Good stuff, so far
no complaints

I thought that would be the end of that, 2 hours and $5 bucks down the drain.  But no!  I will not give up!  I called on my friend Mr. Google and asked him what he would do if he were in the same position as I and discovered a neat little thing called EPOXY.  Yes, I had heard of it before, but it was always such a hot mess that I had sworn it off years ago.  But I was given new hope by the countless helpful comments from other successful epoxy users that I gave it a go. For just $4.99 + tax, shipping, packaging, handling, hidden fees, miscellaneous charges, FDIC insurance a stolen identity and five days waiting time, I got a wonderful product called Loctite Epoxy Weld.  It worked absolutely perfectly!  I mixed up a teaspoon sized batch of the stuff and had about 8 seconds to apply it, but thankfully I had a few toothpicks at the ready and I smeared on the goop to all the edges of the broken housing and squeezed them together.  I ran a bolt through two pieces of scrap plywood and tightened it down so that the pieces would be as tight together as possible and let it cure for a day or two before putting it all back together.  The final piece was a fresh harbor freight 10" blade to replace the club that had been passing as a saw blade.  Total price for my miter chop saw?  $22 bucks.

Later that week I found a $50 thickness planer for sale in Port Orchard.  It was advertised as a 10 inch planer with extra blades though the picture clearly showed it was 12 1/2 inches.  I called immediately and got an appointment to go pick the planer up.  I left just after work, thinking I could get there by six, get the planer, get home by seven.  Sadly, this proved to be overly optimistic.  It turns out that traffic makes it impossible to get to Port Orchard from Seattle at 5 pm in any time less than 3 1/2 days.  Also, by the time I made to past Federal Way, Gennie had gotten my text asking if it was ok to go get the planer.  She responded by calling me and reminding me that we needed to be at the neighbor's house for dinner by 7. Based on the current traffic (and the sinister undertones in my wife's voice) I immediately abandoned my quest for a $50 dollar planer and headed home as fast as I could. I called the guy and apologized for standing him up though because I figured he should be free to sell it to someone else, which he did the very next morning.  Bummer!

The next item I found on Craigslist was a bench top scroll saw with sander attachment.  This was for sale for $25 dollars and I thought it was going to be absolutely perfect, except that it was way the heck down south across the water and into the woods. After getting an appointment to pick it up and getting an address that it is only about a mile from where my friend and coworker Gigi lives.  She had heard of my previous debacle with the Port Orchard thickness planer and asked why I hadn't called her to go get it.  So, because she seemed willing before, why not ask her again?  Sure enough she was more than happy to go pick up the scroll saw, and about 15 minutes later it was in her possession!  She simply brought it to work with her the next work day and it was mine!  $25 bucks.  Thank you Gigi!

At this point, things start to get a little odd.  I haven't actually done anything with the tools, so they are now starting to pile up.  I decide it's time to start actually turning my garage into a workshop.  This is when I realize that tools may be cheap and easy to come by, but wood is expensive!  I would need a big layout table, and a place to put my router and drill press and chop saw and table saw and room to expand for all the things I want in the future.  Oh and I want some shelves and drawers and... oh dear.  My budget it going be blown.  Just a single sheet of plywood is like $40 bucks at Lowe's.

Enter Craigslist once again.  Only this time instead of the tools section, I start to think about the Free section.  What if someone is giving away something that I could take apart and use in a different way.  Maybe I could harvest the wood and turn it into a great workbench?  It's not like I need long 2x4's and full size sheets to make shelves and drawers and table legs.  I only need a big sheet for the table top... and even then there are other options.

So now I am finding out that if you don't get something quick from the free section, they give it away to someone else.  So I am emailing people right and left.  Free desk here, free cabinets there, free bookshelves there...  Out of about 20 emails I sent to free stuff people, I was actually able to score some pretty neat stuff. The problem with some of it was that I needed to rent a U-haul trailer to transport it.  $30 bucks a pop.

From Craigslist...

...to my laundry room!

I got these cabinets for free and as it turns out do not need any additional work.  Instead of using it in my garage, I'm going to install them in my laundry room for extra storage and counter top space.  However, because the top unit is all once piece, there's no way it was going to be moved in the car. On the plus side, even though the cabinets where all the way up in Duvall, Gennie and the boys rode with me, making it a fun road trip, and also she commented "This is the nicest free stuff you've gotten off Craigslist so far, good score babe."  WOOHOO!  I am vindicated!

Next I got a free bookshelf from someone that lived only a mile away from me.  It was about 7:30 at night and I called the number and let him know I could come right away.  He called back with an address and I grabbed Liam, emptied out the car and headed over, thinking I could stuff it into the car and get home, even if I had to leave the tailgate open.

Of course it wasn't that easy.  It turns out that the bookshelf was actually TWO bookshelves, and that they were heavy as hell, and they were wider than my car opening, and did I mention they were heavy as hell? They were heavy as hell.  I acted confident when I told the guy I could probably just transport them on the roof racks if he'd be willing to help me get them up there.  So I put all the shelf boards in the back, took the antenna off the roof, spread the roof racks as far apart as they would go and we hefted up the empty shelf to the roof racks.

Heavy as hell x 2!

This guy was strong, even though he was twenty years older than me.  I felt like I was going to drop the thing and he didn't even seem to be breaking a sweat.  Up went the first shelf, and up went the second shelf. (It's a good thing Gennie never saw this.) I tied the shelves down with 50 feet of clothes line, which would break with a slight tug and gave the guy a thumbs up and a hearty hand shake and we headed for home at 3 miles per hour with 500 pounds of shelves resting on our roof.  The picture here shows just one of the two shelves, 6 feet high, 4 1/2 feet wide, 15 inches deep and all made out of 3/4" laminated particle board, even the back is 3/4" laminated particle board, not that flimsy Ikea 1/8" hardboard. These shelves are heavy as hell!

Next I got a free floor cabinet/shelf unit.  Probably something someone had in a laundry room or something. It has two side-by-side drawers on top and a couple of cabinet doors below with an MDF top.  Both drawers are broken but that is not what I see when I see the ad.  What do I see?  Router table!  I can remove the drawers and use the drawer fronts as a false face and install the router from underneath through the table top.  Then I can install a fence and cut some tracks in the table for a guide and have an instant router table.  It's perfect!  Off I went and got it and brought it home.  I'm still working on it because it is not going as simple as I pictured in my mind.  It has wheels though so at least it's easy to move around the shop.

I also picked up some sort of art display fixture from an old craft store that someone was giving away.  This too was heavy, but at least it was small enough to fit right into the back of the Pacifica. Liam and I drove up to Edmonds to pick this up.  I saw it come on to Craigslist and called immediately and had it within 30 minutes.  I felt like the Domino's pizza delivery guy, only I brought no pizza and left with the furniture.  On the way home we got lost looking for the freeway and passed some free stuff on the curb.  I had Liam hop out and grab the three or four boards you see leaning up against the cabinet in the photo.



I was able to score a full sized desk, complete with drawers and laminated top.  The top itself was 1 inch thick so it weighed a lot.  The guy giving it away helped me with the desktop itself but I was on my own for the drawers, sides, back and other pieces.  I disassembled it into it's basic pieces, though I left the drawers in tact in case I need them.  I like this desk because it has really thick laminated wood, just particle board, but the lamination makes it seem like it would be suitable to use as a router table top, or perhaps build some miter saw feed tables or a new drill press table.  Heck, that 1 inch thick desktop is something like 3' x 6', it would make an awesome workbench top, considering how solid, heavy and smooth it is.

At this point my garage is getting pretty full and I still don't have a workbench.  This does not stop me from wanting more free stuff, because now getting free stuff is funner than using the free stuff.  I find an add for free cabinets that are available after they finished their remodel.  Mahogany cabinets that had been painted, originally built in the 50's.  Sweet! I'm going to get these and take them apart and re-use the mahogany for something wonderful and I won't have to buy wood for any projects for a long time!  That's what I'm thinking anyway as I set up an appointment to go get these cabinets from the guy.

Once again I rent a u-haul, because after talking with him, it sounds like I'll have to make two trips with the car.  Thankfully he's very close, a mere seven miles from my own house.  I pull into his driveway with the trailer and realize I'll need to back it in if I expect to load up the trailer as there are other vehicles in the way.  I promptly embarrass myself in front of the guy by getting the car and trailer all twisted up in the driveway.  The trailer goes left, the car goes right, and pretty soon they are at right angles to each other.  Sigh.  After five minutes, he offers to back it up for me and in 30 seconds he has straightened it out and back up the trailer in a perfectly straight line all the way up to his garage.  I am amazed.

We load up the first couple of big cabinets, the floor pieces.  I realize that they don't make em like they used too, because these floor pieces weigh 400 lbs each and are massive.  I also realize I'm going to need two trips with my U-haul trailer!  Imagine if I had shown up with just the car.  How silly would I have looked?  Didn't matter, I took care of that while showing off my trailer backup skills.

During load-up the guy also asks me if I want all this other free wood, like a half sheet of 3/4" awesome quality plywood, two quarter sheets of 3/4" melamine, three or four hollow core doors and two or three half sheets of 1/4" hardwood veneer.  Heck yeah! Throw it all in there!  I take home the first half of the load of cabinets and wood and it immediately starts to rain all over my un-covered load of plywood, particle board and veneer.  Awesome.  I'd point out that they recorded 1/2" of rainfall that day, but it all fell during one 10 minute period while I was transporting my prize free wood in an uncovered u-haul trailer down I-405.

I unloaded the first pile of wood and cabinets directly into my garage and headed off for the other half after confessing to my wife that I needed to make two trips.  I took off quickly so as to avoid having to answer too many questions... like "won't the rain destroy the wood?" or "what are you going to do with all that wood?" or "how are you going to fit it into the garage?" or "you know were are supposed to be driving to Olympia right now, right?"

It had stopped raining by the time I returned and I backed the trailer up to the guy's garage myself this time, using the technique I learned by watching the master an hour earlier.  He than came out and said the rest of the cabinets are in his other garage on the other side of his house and that I should drive around back.  BAH!  I did so, and discovered myself in a three point turn situation with a U-haul trailer.  I didn't even bother trying after I made the first point turn in the wrong direction and just handed over the keys.  He executed a flawless three point turn in reverse and commented that it was much harder to do that when backing up an RV while towing his boat.  I just smiled.

We loaded up the last of the cabinets, including the 25 painted cabinet doors and 6 or 7 unpainted mahogany shelves.  He asked me if I wanted more free stuff, which of course I did.  A 4x8 sheet of 1/8" oak veneer and a solid drawer rack with Rubbermaid drawers! Excellent!  As we slide the beautiful piece of oak veneer into the trailer I commented on how I expected it to start to hail at any moment.  It didn't hail, and after thanking the guy and assuring him that I'd make good use of his cabinets I headed home without incident, or additional moisture damage, and unloaded the rest of my loot into the garage.  This is when I realize that I have a Craigslist problem.  I have turned my garage into a hoarder nightmare!

And it is Awesome!!

Yes, I have my work cut out for me.  I am tunneling my way through the cabinets, disassembling the ones that I see no potential for re-use and fixing up the ones that I do.  I have a good stack of wood growing, and I have enough work now ahead of me to keep me busy every night for the foreseeable future.  I have big plans for my workshop and for that, I need lots of raw material.  It's going to be amazing.  I don't even know what kind of stuff I'm going to make or if I'm even going to make anything at all.  But right now, I'm having a great time, and that's what really matters.

All told, between tools and free stuff (u-haul rentals) I've spent $205 bucks.  I have no more budget for stuff, so now it's time to build...

Is this a cry for help?  Well... if by cry for help you mean help me lift more heavy stuff into my car, then by all means!  Help!  Do I have a problem?  If you mean a problem storing all this awesome stuff because my garage is just too small, then yes I have a problem!

Stay tuned!  I just saw a new posting for a $50 band saw...

Brought to you buy "The Amos School of Construction."

The Foyer Shoe Rack

The foyer is used to describe that room you enter when coming in from outside via the main entrance.  The foyer is supposed to be a grand inviting area where you can greet friends and family as they enter your residence.  Indeed it seems that all new homes constructed today have some form of grand foyer built in, for heaven forbid guests should enter directly into the chaos of every day living rooms.

The foyer in the Amos house is more of a platform for shoes than anything else.  Being a split level home, there is certainly an opportunity to have a grand foyer to welcome guests and lead them off either upstairs to food and fireplace warmth, or downstairs to television, entertainment or recreational games and kids activities, etc.  

But no, the Amos house does not have such a grand foyer.  The Amos house has a pair of plain looking double doors opening to a magnificent 3 foot by 6 foot platform, upon which only one guest at a time can enter and remove shoes and coat.  There is no place to sit down, set your stuff down, hang your coat or remove your shoes, so you are reduced to hopping on one foot while trying to remove your knee high boots, while holding a tray of food while a two year old is latched to your leg.

Before any more guests can enter, the first guest must move up or down a stair, usually past one or more eager children looking for hugs or presents.  If more than one guest tries to get in at once, such as if it is raining and our woefully lacking porch overhang isn't protecting them, then everyone gets stuck in a big traffic jam until someone figures out how to open the child proof fence at the top of the stairs, usually the first guest to enter, and ironically the one most likely to not be able to manage the latch on the gate.

Finally, when the last guests arrive, there is a minefield of shoes in the cramped space that is our foyer, making it nearly impossible to open the gate.  Interestingly enough, at this point, there are only two guests.  It would seem that of the 16 pairs of shoes, slippers, flipflops and boots on the landing, all but two pair belong to our own family!

The Amos School of Construction has some plans in the future to rectify this apparent oversight in construction, and obvious fire code violation, but those plans are far in the future and possibly won't materialize.  Still, no reason we can't at least have a place to put our shoes by the front door and hopefully stem the rising tide of footwear in our foyer.

Over the past two years or so I've been slowly but steadily replacing the quality brown, flat, hollow, cardboard core interior doors and solid oak door jams with quality white, paneled, hollow, cardboard core interior doors and solid paper door jams.  This has given our house doors a whole new appearance and left me with an abundance of free oak boards to work with.  Note:  I keep saying they are oak, and I'm pretty sure they are oak, but actually I have no idea if they are oak at all.  The wood is certainly solid and sands down nicely, but for all I know it could be spruce or fir or pine.  I'm certain it's not bamboo.

Gennie found this nice little Ikea shoe rack that would have worked perfectly in our little foyer where it not for the fact that our foyer is so narrow that even the tiny Ikea furniture wouldn't fit where we needed it to.  However, that doesn't mean I can't build something that would fit and sort of look like Ikea furniture.

I set to work in AutoCAD and came up with a nice little design that fit right in the little space we had without completely blocking the second door, blocking the stairs, or covering up the light switch.  I was sure to take into account the fact that I had only 4-1/2" wide wood and that I'd need to glue it together to make wider boards.  I wanted to minimize the amount of wood I used so that I would have as little scrap as possible.

With plans in hand I set about cleaning up the wood.  First removing all the brown paint/stain with a belt sander.  Past experience taught me nothing.  I failed to wear a mask and ear protection for the first three boards.  I believe it's likely that I inhaled two thirds of a board and gave myself an acute case of tinnitus from the noise.  I went and found my air mask and ear plugs and finished the last board.

My next task was to trim the edges off because they were not square.  Since these were door jams, they had about a 10 degree bevel to give a nice rounded look to them when holding a door.  I zipped that bevel right off with a table saw so that I could glue the boards together and make a flat board instead of a V-shape.

I cut each board about an inch longer than the plans called for if it was to be glued to another board so that I could trim them again when they were done drying and make smooth ends.  It is doubtful that I could glue two boards together perfectly without needing to trim the ends off, and if I didn't leave that extra inch they would all come out short.  While the glue was drying, I took the opportunity to also fill in the nail holes and any gouges in the wood with wood putty. I'd have to give all the boards a second sanding anyway to remove excess glue, so this saved me a third sanding.  After all the boards were glued together I cut them all again to be exactly what the plans called for.

Finally I had all the boards ready to go, just like Ikea furniture.  It's like I just unpacked the box!  I drilled holes everywhere it called for and for a change I didn't set any of the boards on backwards, which is unusual for me, but it did help that the back of each board has expansion grooves in it, so it was pretty easy to tell which side was the back.

Tragedy struck too late in the game to do anything about it.  The plans originally called for two pullout doors on the left and two shelves on the right.  I attached the bottom door first, which fit pretty good, not perfectly, but acceptable.  When I went to attach the top door, it was off by nearly an inch!  To this day I have no idea how this happened.  Everything else fit fine, but the door was a whole inch off.  Ah well, can't have a finished project in my house without it being given the signature Amos School of Construction stamp of approval.  The upper door is now just another tall shelf, which still is useful so it's not a huge loss.

Actually, as it turns out, the door idea was pretty lame.  It's not the kind of door that you open left to right.  This one opens from the front down.  It has a piece of hardware that allows it to open to about 45 degrees and lets you drop in a pair of shoes or two.  So far it has only been useful to drop flip flops and small shoes like Liam or Eric's shoes in there.  It has also gathered a fair amount of socks and pine needles.  I am happy now that I didn't get the top door right, as then I'd have two somewhat lame doors instead of just the one.

Unfortunately I don't have any pictures of me assembling the shoe rack.  That process went rather quick because of the planning and pre-drilling of holes.  I was in a rhythm, and when that happens there's no time to stop and take pictures.  I always regret not taking pictures after the fact.

The finished product is shown here, already covered in junk.  In actuality it holds six pair of shoes on the right, another two pair of big shoes on the left or three pair of small shoes, and multiple pairs of kid shoes, socks, flipflops and garbage in the pull down door section in the lower left.  An added bonus that I didn't consider in the design is that larger shoes and boots can be tucked underneath and only stick out a few inches, as can be seen demonstrated by my big tennis shoes in the picture.

Some of the highlights of this job.  First, I actually pre-drilled screw holes and countersunk them so that they could be concealed later.  Also, I double sanded everything, as opposed to my usual single or no sanding technique.  The design is copied from the Ikea catalog, so I can't really take credit for the two leg leaning design, but it does work better than I expected.  I figured it would slide away from the wall gradually until one day it would slip and I'd find it flat on it's back.  Nope, it stays right where it's supposed to.  Also, this is the first time I tried to put dado slots in for the shelves, meaning they are not just held by screws, but they also slide into channels in the supporting frame.  This was good and bad.  Good because it was a new experience for me and I learned a lot about what not to do, and bad because it doesn't look too hot from the front.  Also instead of screws, I should have used dowels and glue and clamped it.  It would have looked a lot better.

Gennie had me put white paint all over it to cover up the wood look.  She's been gradually eliminating all traces of wood grain from the house.  In fact, along with this project, I also sanded down the banister and stair rail and painted those white as well.  I do admit it does look better now though, so Gennie was right again. 

 She had me paint the doors white too, but it doesn't show in these pictures.

The finished product is also painted white.  This will do as a solution to the shoe epidemic until such a time as I can convince Gennie and my bank account that we need a new foyer. I'm thinking pull the doors out six feet, build a grand vaulted enclosure with a chandelier and lots of windows, build a big closet and shoe rack with two benches and columns leading to fancy offset staircases leading up and down with rounded banisters.  Here's to dreaming big!

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The Floating Garage Shelves

The floating garage shelves was a quick single day project.  Only a few hours actually.  I got the idea from a youtube video about a guy who cut up some doors and made shelves out of them.  The materials where simply 2x4 and a door and some screws.  I have all of that laying around in my garage from other projects. In fact I have quite a few spare doors sitting around because I've been replacing them one by one in my house.  More on that later.

I'm in the garage with the idea that I'm going to clean it up and reorganize it so that I can build a nice workbench that includes my table saw and compound miter saw and new craigslist drill press, with room for a vice and router table.  I've got big plans but in order to accommodate them, I need to clear out my garage. So naturally I get to wondering what I'm going to do with these doors that I have and I am reminded of the shelves I saw on youtube.

The door I use is a plain flat faced hollow core door.  I set up the table saw for an 8 inch cut and I rip both sides off so that I have two pieces that are 8" wide closed on three sides and open on the fourth.  Then I rip the remaining piece to 8" that is closed on both ends but open on both edges.

I take an old 2x4 that I have that is actually only about 6' long because it was used on another project and I rip it straight up the center so that I have two 1-3/4" x 6' pieces that I set into the hollow core of the shelves and hang on the wall.

Inside the door I discover that the supporting pieces are actually just cardboard.  Not even thin strips of wood, it's straight up corrugated cardboard glued loosely to the 3/16th panels. It easily taps away from the panels, so all I do is use a tool to push the cardboard deeper into the shelf to make room for the 2x4 I'm going to stick into the edge.

The gap between the panels is only 1-1/8" thick, so I needed to rip my 2x4 sticks down to 1-1/8" so that it slides neatly into the edge of the shelf.  I make three like this, and check that they fit into the edges.  Then I find the studs on my wall and screw them into the garage wall evenly at about a foot apart and as level as I can get it.  The first two shelves that are enclosed on three sides are very easy to install because I don't need to do much with them.

The top cleat is identical to the two holding in each shelf.  I attached the bottom two shelves with wood glue. Then after leveling them, I punched staples all along the top back edge to keep it from pulling away from the cleat while the glue dries.

If you look close you can see that there is a keyhole mark in the lower shelf and two hinge marks in the middle shelf.  I used some of the thin strips of wood that I salvaged from when I trimmed the 2x4's down to size to fit it into those grooves and glued it into place.  Then I used wood putty to fill in the little gaps left over.  Now when (if) I paint the shelves, the hinges and keyhole will be mostly hidden.

The top shelf was a bit trickier since it did not have a face on one of the edges.  I first attempted to rip a thin piece of veneer and glue it over the entire edge, as can be seen in the picture below.  After letting it dry for about 2 hours I took off the clamps.  It didn't stick at all, it just fell off.  There wasn't enough surface area on the two panel edges to hold the veneer.

Plan B.  I decided the only way this would work would be to rip another piece of 2x4 down to fit inside the groove of the edge and glue it where there was more surface area.  I cut a piece that was wide enough, but still only about 1/2" thick so as to not be too heavy and cut it exactly as long as the groove in the edge was so that I wouldn't have a lot of gap to fill with wood putty.  Sadly I didn't get any pictures of me gluing the piece into place, but here is a closer look at the end result.  Not too bad, a little paint and it will look normal.  After the glue had dried I thought the edge could use a little work as it was a bit jagged and the 2x4 piece didn't fit in evenly the length of the shelf.  Instead of sanding it all out, I ran it through the table saw and took off about 1/8 of an inch.  Just enough to make it perfectly straight, and then I sanded it a little to smooth the edges.

I attached the last shelf to the wall the same as the first two.  I had a little trouble because the poorly mudded wall was rather uneven near the top, so this shelf is not exactly flush with the wall all the way across.  It is flush at both ends though, and because the cleat is firmly against the wall all the way across, you can't see light through it.

Here are the shelves as they are empty.  I like that they don't have any visible supports, they're just floating there on the wall.

Here the shelves are full of this and that.  I am not sure what will end up sitting on them, the stuff here is just what was handy on the table nearby for demonstration purposes.

All told the project took only a few hours.  I am pretty happy with the outcome, and as usual, I don't plan on finishing the job by sanding them down and painting them.  It's a garage after all, and I don't have to worry too much about looks.  Maybe someday I'll get the urge to finish the job!

On a side note, I do still have a four inch section of the door that didn't get used.  I'm thinking about making a mini shelf right near the bottom a foot below the lower shelf.  I've already got all the pieces, just need to take the time to do it.  It will only take an hour or so and I can put little jars of nails or other tiny items on it.

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The hardwood floor

The hardwood floor project was a surprise post Thanksgiving project.  My wife had been whispering in my ear sweet dreams of hardwood flooring in our dining room and kitchen for a while, as early back as when we first bought the house.  I too was not happy with the old dirty looking linoleum kitchen floor that no matter how hard you scrubbed, it never seemed clean.  Also the nice carpet in the dining room that somehow always seemed to get wet, stained, covered in crusty rice and in need of constant vacuuming.  But a hardwood floor? Not really in the cards.  Hardwood would cost a fortune just for materials, I had no idea how to install it, and a professional installer would probably cost more for the install than the materials.

Sadly this is the only
picture I have of the
actual product in its
original package.

A screen shot of what the flooring looks
like from ConsumerReports.org

Then one day in November it seemed that fate was calling me, for there, in the middle of the floor in the markdown section of Lowe's stood a pallet holding 10 packaged boxes of solid oak 3/4 inch nail-down tongue and groove "gunstock" finish hardwood flooring for 50% off last marked price.  The brand was NobleHouse. Apparently Lowe's no longer sees fit to carry this brand so they liquidated it directly into the trunk of my Pacifica.  Each box would cover 20.9 square feet.  I sat down on the pallet of wood in order to signal to all the circling bargain hunters that this was my hardwood!  I got my wife on the phone and had her do an emergency floor measuring session while I waited, only occasionally having to pound my chest to defend my territory.

After an excruciatingly long time, the measurements came in.  190 square feet of coverage needed.  A quick calculation told me that I was sitting on 209 square feet of Oak.  SCORE!  I flagged down an unsuspecting Lowe's guy and requested a pallet jack.  They flagged down someone else, who flagged down a third someone else, because apparently everyone there was working someone else's department, and it was decided that instead of a pallet jack, they'd simply help me load it onto an elevated flat cart, apparently because no one knew where a pallet jack was.

The trip from the discount rack in the back to the registers in the front was a whole adventure all by itself.  I had Eric with me, who was on foot, and three helpful Lowe's employees in tow, all supervising as I pushed the 3800 lb cart with a broken left wheel, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, and a right wheel that had an ancient piece of bubble gum stuck to it, causing the cart to hiccup and stall every time the wheel turned, jiggle, jiggle, ka-thump, jiggle, jiggle, ka-thump, jiggle, jiggle, ka-thump...

As the juggernaut begins it's slow role down the aisle, it's clear that the Thanksgiving specials consisting of giant cardboard displays filled 240 piece drill bit/socket wrench/soda can openers are going to be a problem. The people who thought to put those in the middle of the aisle know that they have 42" wide carts right?  I dodge past the drill bit display, weave between the 8 pack of pliers and the combination floor scraper/flash light display, and plow straight into the Kobalt Multi-Cutter Utility Knife display.  Eric at this point has decided that he needs to jump in and help push, possibly because even a 22 month old baby can see that three supervising Lowe's employees is not enough to get this thing to the front of the store. To their credit, the employees did graciously volunteer to clean up the wide swath of destruction I left in my wake as I negotiated finally made it through the obstacle course.

When we reached the other side, Eric bounded off toward the exit without me, and I still had to turn the corner and head up toward the cash registers.  One of the employees started to push the cart for me as I scrambled after Eric.  When I caught the squirming toddler, I turned back to see that my cart of flooring was sitting around the corner, about 10 feet from where I had left it, and the helpful employee who apparently had lost interest in my cart was wandering aimlessly away looking for customers to help.  I plopped Eric down on top of the flooring and pushed him the rest of the way to checkout.  Total cost, $340.  Thankfully, (and redeeming Lowe's employees everywhere) the front manager and his sidekick both helped me to my car AND unloaded the flooring for me.  Thank you front manager and your sidekick!!!

I brought my hard-won prize home and unloaded it into the upstairs living room behind the couch where it would be safe from the damp and cold of the garage and still be out of the way.  One six foot package at a time, each weighing in at ~300 lbs.  My motorcycle weighed less than these things.  At least they where bulky and unwieldy, so that was a blessing. There the flooring stayed for the next three weeks while I recovered.

After Thanksgiving I was ready to tackle the project again.  I unloaded each package and stacked all the wood neatly according to length right on top of the area where it was to be installed.  Moments later I realized the problem with this and had to move all the neat little stacks to the living room.

Next began the most difficult, tedious, irritating and annoying part of the job.  Removing the linoleum and flooring in the kitchen down to the sub-floor.  I figured I could do it in 3 or 4 hours.  Not so! First, I figured out that the top floor goes under all the cabinets as well, cabinets don't sit directly on the sub-floor after all. Next I discovered that it's not a plywood overlay after all, but rather, 1/2" of particle board with 1/4" of plywood on top of that.  To make matters worse, the installer saw fit to nail down the 1/2" of particle board with ring shank nails at approximately 1 every 4 inches and then nail down the 1/4" plywood with some sort of nail gun nail that is twisted in order to provide maximum holding power, 1 every 4 inches.  The result was this floor was held to the sub-floor by about 50 nails per square foot.  Too late to give up now, I proceed.  

I made it this far in 4 hours.  I then gave up and went to bed.

The next morning I had worked out in my mind what I was going to do to get the flooring up. I headed off to Home Depot to rent one tool and buy another.  First on my list:  Toe kick saw.  I'd seen one of these babies before somewhere so I had a good idea of what I was looking for, I just didn't know what it was called.

 The Toe kick saw looks like a circular saw but with a long neck to reach underneath annoying things like cabinets!  I rented the tool for four hours for $25 including tax and insurance and all that, and used it for about 10 minutes.  I buzzed my way around all the cabinets in the kitchen and thankfully even remembered to pull out the stove and refrigerator and buzzed the floor up there too.  I cleaned up the tool, handed it to my wife and she most graciously returned.

The other tool I bought turned out to be one of the most handy tools for the project, not only for removing nails from the flooring, but also later as a pry bar to make the new floor nice and tight on the end pieces.

The Dead On Tools 10-5/8 Inch Exhumer Classic Style Nail Puller.

With this tool, I pulled out approximately 9,500 nails from the the floor.  It was the most valuable player in the tool world for the flooring project, and that's saying something, for there where so many valuable tools that I'd never even used before that I needed for this project.

After two more days of floor removal, I finally had the kitchen down to the sub-floor and also rolled back the carpet and pad in the dining room and cut it back to where I estimated the wood would start.  I left myself about 6 inches of overlap because the last thing I wanted to do was mess up the carpet transition.

I enlisted the aid of Liam to pull out the last 200 staples, carpet tacks and tack strips in the sub-floor where the carpet pad had been.  He did a great job, and can verify that 200 staples was not an exaggeration.

We worked together to pound down the nail heads that where sticking up a little bit more than they should, and also nailed in a lot of extra nails to help work out as much of the squeaks and creaks in the floor that we could.  This is more difficult than you might think, given that the addition of 5 nails directly on a squeak doesn't necessarily get rid of the squeak... figure that.

Next it was back to the store, for I decided that installing the hardwood directly to the sub-floor was going to be one of those bad ideas that only the Amos School of Construction would think of. So instead I went with a quasi-bad idea and installed 1/4 plywood overlay right on top of the sub-floor and put the hardwood on that.  It looks really good at this point, even though I know there's a lot of flooring experts out there that would likely cringe.

I decided to include a little dog-leg in the flooring to account for an area that I thought might look awkward in the flooring transition.  I removed the carpet from this area as well and left some overlap in hopes that I'd be able to make a good carpet to hardwood transition later.  I put down some of the hardwood and hand nailed it into place per instructions I found online.  I tried to get a single piece to use as the edge board, but my longest board was two inches too short, so I had my wife pick out a pair of nicely matched short boards to use as edging and also pick out the best looking pieces for the edging all the way across to the other side and nailed that down too with extra nails on both sides to make sure they were in their really straight and tight.  The whole floor was aligned off these boards so I took extra time to make sure they were aligned as parallel as possible to the opposite wall.

At this point I made a bad judgement call and continued to hand nail in the boards.  It was slow work lining up the individual sticks and pounding in the nails and then using a nail set to tap them in flush on the tongue of each board.  This was bad judgement for several reasons.  One, I pounded in the nails too far on several of the boards and caused some minor but visible dents in some of the edges where the hammer lightly touched the board edge.  Two, I used 2 inch finishing nails.  They are only going through about an inch of wood into empty space, so I really needed ring shank at least, so I am certain that over time the boards are going to start to feel loose as the nails lose their grip on the wood.  Three, it was such slow, tedious work that it seemed I wasn't making much progress.  I was losing my joy in the project to lack of perceived progress.  I made it through an entire box of finish nails before the day was over and I was done.  That night I resolved to get a floor nailer and do the rest of the floor right.

It took about 6 hours to do this much by hand.  Looks good but
I suspect there will be problems in the future.  Time to get a floor nailer!

Even Mommy gets in on the action!

Eric helps out whenever he can!

The next morning when I got to Home Depot to rent a floor nailer, there where four other people in line already, and the poor fellow behind the counter was obviously short handed, mostly obvious because he kept saying how short handed he was.  One guy wanted a repair, but the repair guy quit the Friday before. Another guy wanted to pay cash for his deposit, but apparently Home Depot only takes credit for deposit, probably so they can hit your card for the full price of the tool if you break it.  Another guy wanted to rent something that he didn't have because the five in stock where broken and the repair guy quit the Friday before. Some other guy tried to haggle with him over a tool rental, trying to get him to rent a tool to him for $5 bucks because he'd only need it for an hour.  No luck on the haggling, but nice try!

When it was finally my turn, I told him I needed a pneumatic flooring nailer.  This was not accurate, since he took me over to the nailers with a cart and started to load up this big air compressor and a hose.  I stopped him and asked if I had to pay extra for the compressor. $30 for four hours, and $30 for four hours on the flooring nailer.  No, I said, what about that manual one on the wall there.  Yep, that's only $25 for four hours or $40 for 24 hours, but I'd have to hit it really hard so people don't usually like those.  I'll take it!  Oh, by the way, the Home Depot is out of flooring nails.  I'll take it anyway!  Lowe's is just down the road, and I know I saw flooring nails there the other day.  Thankfully they actually do have some in stock... one whole box, $20... and I make it back home after only an hour of lines and running around.

Meet the Powernail 16 Gauge Manual Hardwood Floor Ratcheting Cleat Nailer! This handy dandy contraption was designed to let you pound in flooring nails at just the right angle and depth so that the you don't have to waste all the time lining up a nail, then tapping it in, and you don't risk damage to your material.  This was the second most valuable player in my tool set for this project and cost about $40 / 24 hrs.

When I got this home and set it up, it was clear that I now had the right tool for the job.  My wife and I where able to slap down four additional rows of hardwood in record time.  It went so quick that I initially had hope that I'd finish with the nailer and be able to return it in the cheaper 4 hour window.  This proved to be optimistic.  I ran into a setback when it was time to move the refrigerator back up into it's hutch.  A year earlier when we bought this large refrigerator, I had to cut away the wooden hutch in order to allow it to fit, not just for width, but for height as well.  I removed the upper cabinet, sawed it in half and removed about three inches from it and then glued it all back together.  This allowed my new fridge to fit in the space and still have cabinets above it.  There wasn't much clearance to begin with.  When I installed the new floor, I removed 3/4" of material and put down 1/4" underlay and 3/4" of hardwood, effectively raising the floor 1/4".  Suddenly I wasn't so sure the fridge was going to fit back in the hutch.  

Gennie and I worked out a way to get the back half of the fridge up onto the hardwood and sure enough, it didn't fit.  It was ever so slightly too tall.  I sat back and stared at it for a while, mentally cursing the Amos School of Construction for always being 1/4" off. Then I saw a possible solution.  The refrigerator was only half way on the hardwood.  The front was still an inch lower being on unfinished floor.  Because of that, there may be a chance that when I raise the front, the back will lower enough to get under the hutch.  I heaved up the front of the 1,000 behemoth and jammed my foot under the front so that it wouldn't drop back down. Then I wiggled my foot back and forth and I tried to jockey the fridge forward.  Sure enough, there was just enough clearance now that it started to go under the hutch. Once I had the fridge all the way onto the hardwood I started to press it into place, careful not to crush the water hose or power cable.  At last, when it was in place, I saw the damage.  When lifting it up and jockeying it into place, the rear feet of the fridge must have dug into the floor, because there was definitely some groove damage.  Ah well, it's a small price to pay for the absolute luck that I didn't have to take that hutch down and shorten it again!

Is it just me or can you still see light between there?

I swear there's less than 1/16" clearance between the fridge and the hutch now!  WHEW!  Even now I marvel that the darn thing fit.  The cabinet doors open too, although one of the handles does bump if you are pulling down too hard.  I'll have to fix that sometime later.

I finished up the kitchen portion including under the stove up to the dishwasher until I couldn't put the nail gun into position anymore.  Then I switched over to the dining room and finished that side until I couldn't line up the gun again.  Near the sliding glass doors I put two header boards to give it a transitional look.

The hard part for the wall pieces was ripping some boards lengthwise so that it fit against the wall while still leaving some clearance for expansion.  This was especially true under the dishwasher where I did not pull the dishwasher out, but rather cut the sub-floor up as far as I could get.  That left me with a small area where I had to cut a piece of flooring in a rather odd manner and get it to fit into the shape left by the opening.  It turned out very good, except that I couldn't nail it into place.  I turned to wood glue and glued it to the board next to it and now I simply hope that the glue holds forever in an area destined to get water under it.  Fingers crossed!

Over by the air vent was a similar situation.  I cut the wood strips to fit on both sides, then made L shaped cuts into the other pieces and a tiny 1"x12" piece that fit in a small section that needed covering. This part I'm proud of because the vent fits in perfectly.

The last part was to fix the carpet transition so that it looks good and doesn't bunch up.  I hoped to avoid buying a transition piece because I didn't want an ugly transition piece.  I read on the internet that you should cut the padding back about six inches, then fold your six inch overlap directly under and make a nice tight seam and tuck it into the groove of the hardwood.  I did this and it seemed ok, but it didn't stay down.  So I tried tacking it down with finish nails.  This only made dimples in the carpet and really looked bad.

Dimples!  Dimples are only cute on babies!

See?

Then I decided to do it with tack strip instead.  I went to Harbor Freight Tools and bought the cheapest carpet puller and stair tool I could find.  I pulled up the carpet again, cut away the extra overlap, replaced the carpet pad, and nailed down tack strip to hold down the carpet.  Then I pulled the carpet up over the tack strip and used the stair tool to tuck in the ends into the groove.  This ended up looking a lot better than before, simply because now there are no dimples in the carpet.

No more dimples!

Overall the project turned out really nice. Surprisingly nice actually.  I still have to put down the base boards and trim, and now Gennie wants to paint the cabinets because we have an awful lot of wood in our kitchen/dining room and she really wants to break it up a bit. The boys like the hardwood too because it's fun to slip and slide on it. I am particularly happy with the fact that it's now all one surface between the kitchen and the dining room, giving the area a nicer feel to it.

Left alone on the new floor the two boys wonder what to do.

Naturally they hitch a ride out of here!

During the project I found 5 or 6 pieces of wood that I would consider to be sub-standard, such as cracks, bad grain, and a couple even looked burned a little.  Also, there where another 5 or 6 boards that I ruined, either by nailing wrong, or by installing backward, or whatever.  On the plus side though, there where many boards that I had to custom cut to fit with the table saw, and I was able to use almost all of the cull and damaged boards in one way or another.  I had almost no waste.  I had about 16 square feet of left over boards which means that Lowe's had exactly what I needed to get the job done.  If there were only 9 boxes and I bought them, I wouldn't have been able to finish the floor.  Lucky find!

The total cost for the project adds up as the following:  Hardwood, $340, underlay, $98, nails, $31, nail removal tool, $14, rental tools, $25 + $44= $69.  The grand total, $552 +tax and gas, putting us right around $600 for a beautiful hardwood floor!

Lessons learned?  With regard to nailing the floor down, always get the right tool for the job early, don't figure you can do a better job by hand or with the wrong tools, you'll regret it later.  With regard to the hardwood expansion space, pay closer attention to the end spaces. Some of the end pieces are a little shorter than I'd have liked. With regards to the carpet transition, if you know the right way of doing a job, do it that way first, instead of taking a shortcut you find on the internet that looks bad and end up redoing the whole procedure the right way to begin with!  With regards to the refrigerator floor damage, I don't know if I could have avoided the floor damage.  We used paper and cardboard to protect the floor, but really, I'm so happy it fit that the damage is a small price to pay.

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